Like a hunting dog finding a dead duck in dark swampy waters, she has the tracking skills to find you anywhere and everywhere.The worst thing that can happen to a guy is being in the mall when, suddenly, you hear from across the food court a loud and deep bark.Put it this way—when I was single, if I had a chance to sleep with…I don’t know…who is the most distasteful female celebrity? To me, that’s the perfect metaphor—very attractive women ARE celebrities. And while it might seem like a great ride being a celebrity, tell that to poor Britney. Or any of the people who crumble from the pressure and attention foisted upon them.Men are to pretty girls what paparazzi are to celebrities.Dear Ashley, Today, I’m going to take a controversial stance. Does the pretty girl have the same issues as the fat girl? It was as if her magical glow rubbed off on me in some way when she walked into a room. I wouldn’t want to have to make pillow talk, or cook her breakfast, or call her the following day.And if I can be seduced by physical attraction, and the glory that comes with landing such a specimen, I would have to assume that 95% of the red-blooded, conscience-free men would feel the same way. I just want to have the meaningless experience and cheap thrill that comes along with sex with a celebrity. Their mere presence makes people excited, nervous, fearful, giddy.I don’t care how sexy a girl is, you have to remember there is no machine in the gym that makes your wallet bigger. If you’re going to still date that refugee from a job fair, you will need to know the pitfalls. Why the fuck are broke girls so worried about how their hair looks?
She knows all the latest fashion trends and every new expensive restaurant, but she has no idea what a W-2 form is.We all have flaws, but in the case of an ugly chick her main down side is that all of her flaws landed smack-dab on her face.We all know the pain of dragging “that” girl around.My problem is that it never leads to anything more than that. You may be insecure, but people have trouble believing it. When you’re constantly put on a pedestal, it’s hard to be in sync with “normal” people. That last one is just my observation about beautiful people and doesn’t necessarily apply to you.I don’t know what I’m doing wrong, but the date will go really well and things tend to either move really slow, I won’t hear from them after our date for a week or so, or not at all. You can come across as aloof even if you’re just shy. You’re given things by men for no reason (Free dinners! This is the same thing that afflicts celebrities, by the way. But the point is, by being singled out for being attractive, you’re never, ever considered “normal”…Some had been together for just a few months, others for several years.